The Saliva Drips As I Ponder My Next Masterpiece.

craabus:
A most tremendous photo.
gothsuptrees:

I was just walking through the park, minding my own business when I stumbled across four other goths sitting up a tree wearing the same Goths Up Trees t-shirt as me. After we got over the initial embarrassment and had a minor argument about who wore it the best (featuring dramatic sighing and death stares), I took the opportunity to get up the tree with them and have this photo taken. Luckily, none of us are smiling in the photo, we’re all at various heights up the tree, there are a lot of excellent boots visible and there’s even some absinthe! Yes, it’s day time but I assure you it was bloody icy cold and those of us without jackets were struggling to look composed. I’m not going to score myself because I’d naturally give myself 5 out of 5 and I’m told that scoring yourself can cause blindness.
You too can own a Goths up Trees t-shirt and have altercations (or harmonious absinthe sharing) with goths in parks and then pose for photos. Get one (or 5) from my shop Goths Up Tees, get it? get it? HA! There’s a limited number of them and they’re good quality so get ‘em while you can!
4.8 out of 5 - I suppose I should score myself reasonably and take the potentially blinding consequences.

A most tremendous photo.
gothsuptrees:

I was just walking through the park, minding my own business when I stumbled across four other goths sitting up a tree wearing the same Goths Up Trees t-shirt as me. After we got over the initial embarrassment and had a minor argument about who wore it the best (featuring dramatic sighing and death stares), I took the opportunity to get up the tree with them and have this photo taken. Luckily, none of us are smiling in the photo, we’re all at various heights up the tree, there are a lot of excellent boots visible and there’s even some absinthe! Yes, it’s day time but I assure you it was bloody icy cold and those of us without jackets were struggling to look composed. I’m not going to score myself because I’d naturally give myself 5 out of 5 and I’m told that scoring yourself can cause blindness.

You too can own a Goths up Trees t-shirt and have altercations (or harmonious absinthe sharing) with goths in parks and then pose for photos. Get one (or 5) from my shop Goths Up Tees, get it? get it? HA! There’s a limited number of them and they’re good quality so get ‘em while you can!

4.8 out of 5 - I suppose I should score myself reasonably and take the potentially blinding consequences.

gothsuptrees:

Sleep_to_dream says “This was a photoshoot done years ago. I thought the tree was pretty so I decided I wanted to climb it for pictures. In 4” heels. In a dress coat with only undies, bra, garterbelt and fishnets. I’m sure I flashed a lot climbing that tree but I did it like a champ.”

Excellent work. I say if you’re going to flash, you may as well do it like a champ. There is no explanation as to why she was only wearing a coat and underwear but I’m guessing she just forgot her dress in the rush to get dressed that morning. It has happened to me occasionally; I rush to get dressed for work then get to work and realise I only have on a glove, left sock, bra and hat on a jaunty angle. Oh the embarrassment. At least everything I own is black so I’m colour coordinated.

Is that a magnolia tree? I should know more about trees, really. The pose is #3 - Goth casually sitting in the tree looking off into the distance. No smiling. It’s daylight but she’s in the shade and she climbed this tree in 4” heels so bonus points there.

4 out of 5 - If you want to flash, do it like a champ.